Let me lay out the pro’s and con’s of this particular occurrence.
- I am not pregnant
- I have blood coming out of my vagina
- I am bloated, dirty, spotty, sticky and gross
- I just ate around 15,000 calories of rubbish food and now I feel sick
- I am miserable
- I am NOT miserable because I have my period, I am miserable because I have every right to be miserable, so fuck off!
- I am depressed
- I am NOT depressed because I have my period, I am depressed because I have nothing of value to offer to anyone and I don’t really see the point anymore, so fuck off!
- I am probably going to cry
- I am NOT going to cry because I have my period, I am going to cry because 30 Rock is a poignant and moving program, so fuck off!
- I really need a cuddle
- I will scream if anyone touches me
- I will never feel like having sex again
- I still feel sick but I am going to eat more chocolate
- Did I mention there is blood oozing from my vagina!
Thanks for reading, now fuck off!
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